Microsoft Windows 2040

Start Menu Access

Start Menu is a premium feature

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Basic Start

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Limited access to 5 apps

€10.99/month

Ultimate Start

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Full access + AI assistant

€24.99/month

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File Explorer Access

Free Version

View only 3 files per folder. No edit or delete.

Premium Version

Full access to all files. AI-powered organization.

€499/day

Turbo Boost

Add €99/day for 10% faster file operations

Critical System Alert

YOUR SYSTEM IS OUTDATED

Windows 2040 requires the following minimum specifications:

TPM 4.0 Security Chip
NVIDIA RTX 8090 Ti GPU with 90TB VRAM
Quantum Processor Q-9000
1PB SSD Storage
Microsoft Neuralink Integration

Your current system is running at 0.1% efficiency.

Recommended Upgrades

Microsoft Ultimate Upgrade Package

Includes all required hardware + installation

€9,999/month

* 36-month lease

System performance will degrade by 10% daily until upgrades are installed.

Microsoft Edge Premium

Experience the web without limits

The free version of Edge only allows loading 3 web pages per day.

Basic

10 pages/day

€7.99/day

Pro

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Unlimited pages + 2 ad-free hours

€19.99/day

Ultimate

Unlimited everything + AI assistant

€49.99/day

Add €9.99/day for premium security features

Special Offer!

Your system qualifies for a limited-time upgrade to Windows 2040 Platinum!

Only €299/day for the first 30 days (then €999/day)

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